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nedahoyin:

always-b-e-strong:

roqueofspades:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

This is the cutest thing to ever exist ever. Everyone else go home this is the winner

WHY IS THIS SO FLIPDOODLING CUTE

This is so funny!! Made my day!! :D

OMG..

  • Tony:

    My grandmother knows I'm gay and she still sends me checks.

  • Me:

    Heyyy that's awesome!

  • Stephanie:

    Yeah gay for pay.

majortvjunkie:

college

majortvjunkie:

college

juilan:

I’m bored and I have a pen

juilan:

I’m bored and I have a pen

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE



I am trying to see things in perspective.
My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter
chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot
have this, because chocolate makes dogs
very sick. My dog does not understand this.
She pouts and wraps herself around my leg
like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me
to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in,
she eventually gives up and lays in the corner,
under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the
universe has my best interest in mind like I have
my dogs. When I want something with my whole
being, and the universe withholds it from me,
I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl.
She thinks this is what she wants, but she
does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via fawun)

idk why but this made my heart sink

(via beanae)

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

runbywolvesandownedbypigs:

Capitalism Is Slavery!
Under Capitalism you are not a Citizen, you are just another Commodity, to be bought, sold, exploited & coerced. Big Brother isn’t watching you, they don’t have to, Big Brothers singing and dancing in your, living room. Keeping you occupied, keeping ya atrophied keeping ya entertained, till your brain die’s.

runbywolvesandownedbypigs:

Capitalism Is Slavery!
Under Capitalism you are not a Citizen, you are just another Commodity, to be bought, sold, exploited & coerced. Big Brother isn’t watching you, they don’t have to, Big Brothers singing and dancing in your, living room. Keeping you occupied, keeping ya atrophied keeping ya entertained, till your brain die’s.

runbywolvesandownedbypigs:

I have stayed in for the past two nights and a whole whirl wind of shit has now kicked off. 
I knew this was going to happen soon or later so throw what you’ve got at me and fucking try me.

runbywolvesandownedbypigs:

I have stayed in for the past two nights and a whole whirl wind of shit has now kicked off.
I knew this was going to happen soon or later so throw what you’ve got at me and fucking try me.